Blimey, grab a proper US Army water bottle with a tough G.I. cover, right for the lads, innit?
Right, listen up, you magnificent bargain hunters. Feast your eyes on this… thing. We're not even gonna try and tell you what it is, because frankly, that'd ruin the mystery. Let's just say it's been crafted by pixies, touched by a unicorn, and blessed with the ability to make your life infinitely more interesting. It's peculiar, it's possibly magic, and it's practically begging to be taken home. Go on, treat yourself, you deserve a bit of weirdness in your life. Trust us, you won't regret it. Unless you do, in which case, well, that's on you, innit? Get it now, before we change our minds!
£7.50
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