Vintage Serge Suit: A Gentleman's Timeless Classic. Own a Piece of History and Exude Undeniable Style.
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Ceremonial Lanyard: A Touch of Class & Military Flair. Show Your Colours, Mate!
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Wren's Chic Corporate Look: Tailored Suit for the Modern Lady, Effortless Style, Confidence Booster.
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Elegant Futures Dress Jacket – A Timeless Style Statement.
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HACKLE PLUME: Effortless Weather Protection – Lightweight & Breathable Adventure Jacket.
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Khaki Chinos: Timeless Style, Effortless Elegance. Your Perfect Day-to-Night Trousers.
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Red Stripe Trousers: Top Notch, Thin, and Utterly Chic. Get the Look, Luv!
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Heritage Silk Tie - Regal Regimental Design for Distinguished Gentlemen
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Regimental Swagger: The Quintessential Tie for the Discerning Gentleman
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SAM BROWNE Belt & Cross Strap: Rugged Heritage, Timeless Style for the Modern Adventurer.
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Leather Sword Frog for a Proper Bloke's Sam Browne Belt
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