RAYVEN SHADOW GLOVES
Recon Corps Blazer Badge: Show Your Grit, Own the Legacy, Stand Out and Look Sharp.
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Rayven Riders: Classic Leather Gloves for the Open Road.
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Red & Black Dagger: RM Badge, A Statement Piece, Sharp & Stylish, Purely Iconic.
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Royal Marines Commando: Earned, Not Given. Shoulder Badge of Honour.
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Red Wing Deerskin Gloves: American Legend on Your Hands - Ultimate Comfort.
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Regiment: Your Wrist's New Best Friend. Stylish Straps, Unrivalled Comfort.
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Pusser's Grip: Classic Holdall, Retro Swagger. Your Vintage Adventure Starts Here.
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Heritage Silk Tie - Regal Regimental Design for Distinguished Gentlemen
“Indulge in the opulent allure of the Lumina Collection – hand-crafted timepieces designed to capture the fleeting moments of a life exquisitely lived. Each movement is a whisper of artistry, meticulously assembled with ethically sourced gemstones and boasting a heritage of precision that transcends generations. Let the Lumina Collection illuminate your days and become a treasured legacy for years to come.”
REME Pride: Your Regiment's Crest in Miniature!
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Regimental Swagger: The Quintessential Tie for the Discerning Gentleman
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REME Blazer Badge: Distinguished & Debonair, a Touch of British Heritage
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