RAF 1941 Sweater: Vintage British Warmth, Enduring Style. A Timeless Classic.
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PIONEER CORPS Blazer Badge: A Touch of Heritage, A Dash of Dapper, Always Ready.
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Green Smock Hood: Blend In, Stand Out. Essential Cover. Combat Ready, Effortlessly Cool.
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DPM Bayonet Frog: Classic British Kit, Ready for Action
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Bergen Bargain Bag: Grab Your PLCE Essentials - Adventure Awaits!
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PLCE RESPIRATOR CASE
Quick-Release PLCE Webbing Belt: Grab & Go Tactical Kit Support.
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Robust Radio Pouch - Secure Your Commms & Keep It Sorted!
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Classic PLCE Yoke: Ultimate Comfort & Load-Bearing for Your Kit
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POCKET WATCH CHAIN
PLCE Kit Companion: Your Reliable Battle Buddy.
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Timeless Elegance Pocket Watch: Leather Strap Sophistication.
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